The beautiful and dangerous Naomi Campbell has been all over perezhilton.com and various media outlets due to her recent removal from a British Airways flight. I know after the whole maid beating incident most people have been hating on poor Naomi. I am not one of those people. In fact, it is what makes me love her!!!It seems that the more bad behavior that the Supermodel exhibits the more I find myself becoming a devotee to the cult of Campbell. The simple fact is, the bitch is fierce and if Naomi chucks a cell phone at your head, you probably had it coming anyway.
I think this reaction to Ms. Naomi is trigged from a gene that most gay men are born with. This gene when triggered causes gay men to swoon in exacsty and brings out pure devotion to any women that may just have an anger management issue, but which we would classify as a Diva (notable examples: Madonna or Joan Collins). Naomi for me is like one of those grand divas from Dynasty, she is the black Alexis Carrington. So, here is my advise to you Ms. Campbell, keep serving up the fierce and I will be obligated to build you a temple for you to be worshipped and exaclted.
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